Z0mg!

Ok, so like My EVE subscription has ended and I'm still deciding whether to renew it or not.
But, I've had my share of good times and adventures :D

For instance here are some screenshots of when me and a mate stole an ORCA :D

http://img135.hotlinkimage.com/img.php?id=1552086732&q=

http://img132.hotlinkimage.com/img.php?id=1692329108&q=

Good times! :D

. . . And I never even got paid. . . rofl. . . so we pretty much had an ORCA stolen from US! haha.

<3 EVE!

z0mgs Nu TuneZ

So like I've found a better place to grab free music :)

http://www.anbrok.com/sessions.html

I can't understand it but meh there's no annoying talking over these tracks :)

Bangin' TuneZ

So like this isn't really eve related, but I've found this cool site that has podcasts and shit of all types of music, I haven't tried many cause of my Australian internet shit, but I got a progressive trance podcast and its 110mb and goes for 2 hours! :)
and there's one every week :)

Site

Progressive trance mixes

I've currently only downloaded mix 160 because i heard part of it on youtube, but I'm hoping the rest are just as good :)

Its awesome cause if you download 12 of them its a full day of music! and you dont have to fuck around with play lists and shit like I used to.

EDIT:
replying to the last post, that same guy (bbtop) mailed me and said his corp was gonna dec mine and 'na naa na naaa naaa' pretty much, so I figured okey dokie!
I got some info from there corp and turns out the corp is mainly industry ha ha, good'ol corrupt members, I also found out that bbtop was very sorry for running his mouth to the other corpies lol, poor bbtop :)

PS: corp = The Muppet Hunters (Indy corp HQ in vaajaita with a tendency to smack)

Hmmmm

So like long story short this guy was running his mouth at me, so I dec'd his corp bla bla, he switched and I've told his current CEO to expel him or I'll dec him, now this is all well and good but I've also got an offer to go to 0.0 with ABC ores etc, most corpies wanna go to null sec and I think it might be cool to try out, even know I never really liked the idea of blobs or politics.
So if I DO end up dec'ing these guys I cant join the alliance, and if I dont I've made a fool of myself!
Guess my name says it all so we will prolly join up with the alliance ha ha.

AJAZZ is still recruiting :)

Classic

Well, lots of shit has been happening latley rofl and I'm pretty lazy so but I gotta post this one!
Was flipping in korama when I get this convo:

Fail cakes > Hi
Nick Pedroso > what are you doing?
Fail cakes > preparing to confiscate your illegally stored ore
Nick Pedroso > what are you talking about?
Fail cakes > you're using an un-authorized jet can to store your ore
Fail cakes > this breaches lonetrek mining law and all ore must be confiscated
Nick Pedroso > whose authorization do I need?
Fail cakes > unless a 5 million isk fine is paid
Fail cakes > MineNick Pedroso > I'm calling for corp backup
Fail cakes > sure
*leaves convo*

So anyway I'm waiting a while and he keeps leaving me more ore and I keep flipping it, anyway finally I see some more of his corpies in local, and a myrm on scan, so I'm thinking either w00t or osht. . .
I'm in my scan condor and a kestrel warps in as well as the myrm, they are both corp mates of his.
They both fire on me but the myrm took so long to get to me that as it was sending its drones to my condor. . . Its agression timer RAN OUT!!!
CONCORDOKKEN!!!! (I came back in my griff for the kestrel and took this)
Funniest shit I've seen in fucking AGES!

Screeny of some lulz (which are still going on! =])

Till next time :)

Outsmarted. . .NO IT WAS ME THIS TIME!!! :(

So I'm doing some mining op with this guy cause I wanted to look for a fight and cbf flipping, and I go to make some pan cakes when I come back to a blinky in local.
Anywayz I go check out my can and sure enogh theres some guy in a ruppy with a bit of a fail setup (but was prolly cause of skills) . . . I get my ruppy and start laying into it, its almost down to hull and im still 4/5 armor and then. . .
A basalisk uncloaks at 50km. . . up go the shields, up and up. . . they only THEN realized they hadn't put out there drones yet, so they pop out and kill me faster. . .
Luckily they didnt get my pod :)
Cause im too awesome to let them suicide pod me lulz.
Just goes to show that whoever my target may be, i should allways check what other corpies are around :(
Reason I stopped was because I'd forget to put them back and half of eve was orange or red to me rofl. . .
Unfortunatly I think the involved partys on the kill will only show the ruppy rofl, so for them it looks like a 1v1, the bastards lol.

Moral of the story?'
Dont trust: Omega logistics group (corp)

Gotta try and recruit some moar corpies to come pwn n00bs in korama I guess 1vEVE doesnt work too well. . . lulz.

Till next time!

ZzZzZ

So I see these north siders in local again, scan around and I see 2 hulks and a cargo container. . . So I warp up, flip and they do nothing then one dissapears and comes back in a thorax but my condor is too fast, anyways the same'ol T1 style fit, and crowblade tells me to flip the can (cause my agro is almost out) -I tell him cause he now had 4 people in local, flip MY can but he doesnt. I guess you just cant trust miners these days! - I mean, I honored our 1v1 AND the ransom on his hulk last week, he is still yet to dec my corp and pop me in his Loki (T3 strat cruiser). . .
He also says "fail u fail" - I think he's trying to insult me?
Either way, if I fail so much why didnt he prove it by taking my can?

And with them freeform guys, corp went down 2 players and still no sign of life yet. . .

Laterz O/

Lulz raped. . .

So was getting bored and noone was on who I had an open dec with so I went can flipping. . .
Didnt get anyone until a crusader from a corp had agro'd apeared, jammed me and orbited at 20km. . .
Checked scan. . . incursus was aproching. . .
Scanned again, raipier. . .
and a maelstrom!
ALL FOR ME! :)
Seeing as the crusader was too fast for me and the other ships were too slow It took them a while to finally catch me, seeing as every time they warped in they had 20km until webbing range, finally they were clever and warped to 60km about and got me :(
I think the crusader got cocky and let me scram him, and I almost got him but then I pop'd rofl.
What a shit fight lolz.
corp was DEVASTAZIAN lulz.
Anywayz almost down time and I gotta save pennies for this other war with the shit talker so cant suicide gank there miners rofl :(
and in alliance so I cant dec, but I dont really want to cause they will probebly just blob me :(
Guess you win some and loose some lulz. . .
BAI!

North Siders Dec

So I was waiting for a corpie to come to the system of our targets for some pre-war pvp practice.
And I was getting a tad bored so I decided to look for some cans! :)
WTF - there was one waiting for me and a hulk at first belt!
Anyway flipped with a poorly but T2 fitted kessie, almost died in a few hits from the drones but pretended to be a newbie learning to pvp rofl, warped back in my ruppy and got 50m ransom!
Anyway, I dont think he really apretiated this so he threatened to war dec my corp.
Not a bad guy, I honored my ransom for the hulk and his 1v1 against a (i think mission fit) T1 rupture, in my own T2 fitted ruppy lol.
Anyway now I think I'll have to juggle 2 decs! ha ha.
Apparently I'll be staring at a possible loki kill too! :)
He said he's mining to buy a carrier but hes rich apparently cause he trades all over new eden or somthing, sounds like shit talk but il have to find out.
If they actually turn out skilled active pvpers we might not be much of a match and forced to watch porn in stations. . . :(
Lol, just like back in the day with those 2 other decs hidin' in teh stations! :)

TWO POSTS IN ONE NIGHT MY BLOG IS CRAAAAAAAAZY!!!!
TOODLEZ!!!

And the lulz begin!

First time back in recruitment I figured I'll see how much everyone missed me. . .

[ 2009.06.17 08:12:37 ] Fail cakes > HOLY SHIT RECRUITMENT DID YOU MISS ME!!!???[ 2009.06.17 08:12:44 ] Garshank > no\[ 2009.06.17 08:12:50 ] Garshank > not even a little bit

=[

At this time I was very bored. . .

So I started a VOTE! - To declare war on Freeform Universus!

Anyways, when the vote's over and I'm allowed to click the shiney button. . . I do and then:

[ 2009.06.18 09:47:21 ] Garshank > ooh big mistake there boy[ 2009.06.18 09:47:37 ] Garshank > your funeral

Wonder what that is supposed to mean, coming from a 2 month old char :

Anywayz, time will tell!

I will update :)

=)

As im typing this I'm installing eve onto this P4 2.4ghz (single core) 2gbs DDR333MHZ computer. . .seems sloooow but it has a HD 3850 in it! AGP ofcourse. . . lol.
So I get quite a nice FPS on games but when they buffer in the models it gets all jumpy lol.
Anyway, hope eve works!

Will edit with outcome. . .

EDIT 1:
whilst waiting for the installation, I've noticed that on IE8 the ads get drawn and there is a fucking google ad below the first post! WTF! :(

EDIT 2:
will have to live with it for now. . . no idea how to get rid of it :
Anyways almost done installing!

75% . . . . ZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

100% w00t now to see if it will work. . . lol

LOL!
I need to patch a 270mb patch. . . just my luck ffs Seeing as we dont have that much downloads left (aussie net) I need to wait till tommorow when the net gets reset!!! :(

EDIT 3:
Yay! the file was on gamearena, so it doesnt get added to my downloads! :)
Now to download, patch, and try to play again!
WHAT A FUCKING INTERNET ADVENTURE THIS HAS BEEN!

EDIT 4:
Patching. . . MUA HA HA HAAA TAKE THAT NEW EDEN! NOTHING WILL STOP ME!
*touches wood whilst waiting for patch to finish on this slooooooow comput0r*
. . .
*whistles*
Thinks "Role playing on a blog is awesome."
*Slaps self in face with a non-existant fish*
*imagines porno movies staring himself and the internet* (yes, the internet is female)
*Is amazed the patch is taking longer then the installation seeing as the installer was 1.9gb and hte patch is only 270mb. . .*
*Is so bored you would not belive or you might seeing as you're reading this and thinking "holy fuck he must be bored"*
*agree's with previously mentioned thought/action/whocantellontheinternet*
*ponders if the patch has frozen whilst detecting the before mentioned sinister remark of "MUA HA HA HAAA TAKE THAT NEW EDEN! NOTHING WILL STOP ME!" then realizes that the patch has actually moved from DX9building.stuff to DX9Defences.stuff so it has not in fact frozen at all!*
bold italics omg lol! dont try this at home!!!
Time to be gangsta'
I'm out to bomb like Vietnam under the same name Tame One The bad one, ink flow master bastard with the Magnum I tags up quick, and then I steps to the exit When it's time to get sefted or flex on some fresh shit Some wack crook stole my black book I know who took it I know his whole tag because the fag writes his name crooked The ink I use might stink, but you gotta think I got my props Hoppes, cause my tags don't shrink I'm taggin and baggin bitches cause my name, is famous in the street Cause they know my name's from cruising in the Jeeps So yo, grab a can and put your man up and stand up For the fresh never stale niggaz off the third rail Deep dark and black like the Magnum I pack It's that Artifacts chat from the wrong side of the tracks. . .
Ok, so I got lazy and used a lyrics website but its the thought that counts, and the patch is 50%. . . YOU WIN FOR NOW NEW EDEN. . . FOR NOW!

EDIT 4:
I think. . . anyway it FINISHED!!!
LETS PLAY SOME EVE PLEEZ! =)
CCP you are kidding me omfg bah!
another patch and I cant get it off GA. . . Looks like il have ot wait like 20 mins till its tommorow to download it and run it. . .
BAH! I LOVE YOU NEW EDEN I DONT WANT TO HURT YOU I JUST WAS ANGRY AT THINGS BECAUSE I DONT UNDERSTAND THE WORLD I LIVE IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT 5:
After 2 patches I'm now trying for like the 4th time lol. . . GL2ME!
HOLY SHIT IM IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
w00000000t YE B)

Whew!

So like my rents said they would pay half for my new comp parts so hopefully if my mates comp shop can get me the parts I need for a price I can afford, I MIGHT just have my computer back within a week or two! :)

VV0000000000000000000000000000000000000007

So like. . .

Mmmmm, I haven't made a post here for a while but I DID put a counter on, and it seems people DO look here occasionally!
Just to updated for anyone who cares, and anyone who doesn't(I BET you're the 2nd one!), me and my dad ran a heap of tests and shit on my comp, we found out 1 of my memory sticks was fucked, my PCI-E slot was fucked, and my memory controller was really hot! but apparently that's pretty normal.
Anyway, I've found some new parts I'm saving my RL dollaz for (slooooooowly)
and here they are:
Video card:
http://www.scorptec.com.au/computer/29240-eah4850-htdi-1g

Mboard:
http://www.scorptec.com.au/computer/29511-blkdp45sg

new DDR3 memory for new Mboard:
http://www.scorptec.com.au/computer/29437-kvr1333d3n9k2/2g X2

All those parts will cost me quite a few dollaz, but if I get them my system should go from broke to fair-ownage-for-a-while lolol :)

And would you belive, I've started training for a HULK/ORCA on Fail Cakes. . .
That way on my old shitty computer which I need to run this weird software to run eve on I can mine! cause its too laggy and unreliable to run missions or pvp on. . .
Just encase you don't believe me here are the specs:
P4 1.44ghz CPU
Nvidia Geforce Ti 4200 128mb
768mb 133mhz memory
30 GB HDD
Yeah, so pretty fail. . . (GET IT!? NO!? O OK. . . :( )
Anyways, through my desperation I've signed up to this upload pay site, which means I can upload files for people and when they download them I get 1 whole US cent!
Its fair shit, but its better then nothing I guess lol, if you wanna support me download one of my files and/or sign up with me as your referrer! :)

Sign up!
If you sign up with that using my link, for every 10 cents you make I will make 1 cent :)
OR, you can download one of these epic songs! (Both made by me)
PICKLE SURPRISE REMIX!
WoW vent conversation remix

Thx!

Well, with my VCE(Victorian certificate of education) exams and all the work I need to finish before the end of term, I'm gonna end this post here so I can get back to all this important work. . . :(

Bai guiz! :( :( :(

EVE here I COME!

Someone was nice enogh to donate $80.00 towards my new graphics card! :)
W000000T! :)

Don't know if I should say who, and he doesn't play eve either, but he's in the gaming clan I'm in and he wanted to shut me up ha ha :)

Anyway, I gotta wait till my rents get back so I can get my dad to order it for me, cause I don't have a credit card and the guys don't accept paypal. . .

But still! 80 bucks! :)

2nd prize goes to who gave me $3.40 (TheFridgeMaster)
3rd prize goes to who gave me $2.00 (Cpt Easystreet)
and 4th prize goes to who gave me $1.00 (Raalic)

Thanks also guys :) :)

O NOES

Yeah, my awesome graphics card has decided to die I think so until I can gather enough money for a new card I will be using my brothers computer to switch skills etc, my old computer cant run the new eve either so I'm a bit fucked :(
If anyone here has any spare cash in there paypal it would be awesome if you could help me out to buy a new graphics card, I currently have $120 out of $197 AUD to buy a new card with, I've made a donations link at the top right of this page! :)

Please, any donation is good!

Lottery winrar!!!

W00t, so I just won a free promotional lottery at www.evebowl.com !
This might sound like I'm advertising, but it WAS a promotional lottery, so why not! :P
I got myself a free 30 day PLEX! :)
I'd suggest to go try it out yourselves, there are a few free lotteries and some other low and high cost ones too! :)

Man today is a good day, Cause I also worked out a great coffee making technique!
You put the milk in FIRST, make sure its warm, THEN add the coffee and mix it up, will taste so much better somehow :)

Anyways thanks a heap for the PLEX www.evebowl.com ! :)

Express yourself!

Hai guiz, for any haters or lovers out there I've made 2 channels especially for you! :)
If you are a hater, join: 'Fail Haters' (I will personally read all your hate comments!)
If you are a lover, join: 'Fail lovers'

Have fun :)

Anti - Lulz

They told me why they dec'd me! :)

like the last guys who dec'd me they don't like me flipping cans but hey, why cant people use there common sense and either get a hauler or use a secure can in <0.6 ? [PS the last corp that dec'd me was HIRED by someone]

With the whole camping station thing, the funny part is if they were camped there fun would be ruined, but when I'm camped the fun is ongoing because they still tell everyone else how 4 srs they are, and I get to take teh piss on them, if anyone who's reading this doesnt know me, I love to take teh piss.

The annoying part is, they are actually hindering my game play :(
I cant flip cans, ninja loot or even legitimatly run L4 missions :(
But lucky for me I got a miner and trade toon lol. so atleast I can help pay teh bills lol.

Not that many people read this, but for those who are just checking this out in my bio or who do read this occasionally to see what kind of trouble im in this week, I need to steal your oppinion for bit.
I've flipped probebly around 100 people so far, and i think about 80 of them were in <0.6
sec space, ive stolen from people flying dessies and pop'd them casue they aggro'd me, So I'm thinking of a 'Fail Cakes guide to eve and the universe' blog cause I cant create different sections in THIS blog, anyone think yes/no?
The blog will contain a heap of common sense and guides on things mostly based on my experience in eve.

Random Dec

Lol, so my corp got dec'd by some random corp called "EBS9" lol.
I've mailed there CEO and some of there members, and the ones that replied don't know what the dec is about, I'm sure I've pissed someone off but its no fun if I don't know who :(
Although they probably wont tell me anyways :(
Either that or they are just looking for some fun, which they probably wont get seeing as most of us are still in T1 ships with little PvP experience lol.
Looks like il have to stay docked up for a while till they get bored rofl.
You've won this time jet can miners!!! :P

Lol @ my slasher

I been a bit cought up with school/homework to play eve, and when I been playing eve nothing real interesting has been happening. . . just trying to recruit and stuff really lol.
But, yesterday I had a bit of fun and heres the story :)

So as a bit of a joke I fitted a slasher to see if I could kill anything. . .
Turns out a rifter and merlin are up for it :|
At first I was trying to only vs 1 at a time but they weren't taking my can, so I took theirs and it turns out the RIFTER was firing MISSLES at me, so I took out the merlin first, it was easy enogh and i was fast enogh it couldnt hit me, but by this time i think my shields were about down.
Anyway the merlin pop'd and I started working on the rifter, it was going down pretty fast and I dont think it had a tank, I got it to 5% hull and it flew away. . . I forgot to scram the thing! :(

was a GF though guys if your reading :)

Merlin Kill

- Fail Cakes out! :)

PS:
Join "Asteroid Jazz Pub" For chats, I need to make it active lol and hopefully it will become a nice place to chat :)

Rifter PvP sesh! [Pt 2]

He he he, got a hulk and retriever kill :)
was tricky to take out the light drones but once they were gone the hulk was easy :)

rifters ftw!

PS:

ROFL (after a covetor kill) :

"[17:02:34] Micromadsen > you are going to die when i find you"

Rifter PvP sesh!

He he he, for the past week i been playing round with a rifter setup which seems to be working out great, even know its all T1, I took on 5 medium drones and could almost DPS a hulk's tank until a drake came to help lol.

Then with my ruppy I went to try and DPS the drake, same shit happened ha ha.
So maybe i should start to fit T2 weps, or at least some faction ammo? :| lol.

I gotta say though, after a few encounters in my Rifter (with corpies and other 1v1's i did to hull) the Rifter is an awesome frig, and certainly proves size dont mean strength :)

And anyone interested in joining AJAZZ, PLEASE JOIN!!! :)

HELP US ACCEDENTLY THE WHOLE UNIVERSE!!!
We need anyone who can fight! :)
and even if your a miner join our public chat and hang around!
Join > "Asteroid Jazz Pub"

Fail out!

shot down!

So our nice plan with MMC worked out and we made some cash, we also decided not to turn on our client. . . cause sif you turn on your client lol.

Anyway, recently I got banned from my old corp/alliances public chat today! :(
Apparently they are so bent against anyone who ganks neutrals that they will even ban there own friends. . .

Thanks for everything Yurikko of Virtual Alliance Core.

/sarcasm

Anyway, AJAZZ currently got these Lem0n merc's on us. . .
The dec is on and we are free to fight, but i have only seen one of them one time.
Either they are not very active or maybe they are in a different timezone.
but there CEO still has not replied to me so I'm thinking the inactive one lol.

Anyways, if anyone reading this needs a corp and likes a bit of PVP, AJAZZ is recruiting :)

~ Fail.

New year, New post

Heh, haven't posted for a while and I was wondering if it was the lack of interesting shit happening.
But I've decided to start again cause I think my eve experiences are starting to get interesting lol.

I've recently formed a new corp with my brother called "Asteroid Jazz" [AJAZZ].
Although our intentions will stay unknown to the public right now, We did have a nice little pirate roam around low sec for our first time.
And with our economic thrown together ship setups, we gained far more isk then we lost :)

Soon after our little pirate roam, a few days later someone who I wont name asked me if i can preform a small deed for him, his ex-CEO had quit the corp and ran off with all the corp assets and formed a new corp with 2 other ex-members of the corp, this left the current corp with nothing and so i was offered 20m to assassinate the CEO of the new corp, I'm yet to decide weather to take the offer and become a merc but it should be easy enogh. (mission raven pilot lol)
Anyway, so I'm also wondering in a situation like this, maybe I can make some more cash?
There was no formal contract or eve-mail it was really just a conversation in local, so if i can get the other guys to pay more so we leave them alone, maybe it can be a win-win situation.

I've also learned how to scan, if your reading this I might of been ninja'ing your missions, or I might even be right now, its quite a nice job and pays well, so if your sick of being screwed around by ninja's why not become one? :)

Will post again for further news on stuff, and for now if you like you can check out our kill-board, which is just a public one but it dont really matter much since were 6 members lol.

AJAZZ Killboard

~ Fail.