Outsmarted. . .NO IT WAS ME THIS TIME!!! :(

So I'm doing some mining op with this guy cause I wanted to look for a fight and cbf flipping, and I go to make some pan cakes when I come back to a blinky in local.
Anywayz I go check out my can and sure enogh theres some guy in a ruppy with a bit of a fail setup (but was prolly cause of skills) . . . I get my ruppy and start laying into it, its almost down to hull and im still 4/5 armor and then. . .
A basalisk uncloaks at 50km. . . up go the shields, up and up. . . they only THEN realized they hadn't put out there drones yet, so they pop out and kill me faster. . .
Luckily they didnt get my pod :)
Cause im too awesome to let them suicide pod me lulz.
Just goes to show that whoever my target may be, i should allways check what other corpies are around :(
Reason I stopped was because I'd forget to put them back and half of eve was orange or red to me rofl. . .
Unfortunatly I think the involved partys on the kill will only show the ruppy rofl, so for them it looks like a 1v1, the bastards lol.

Moral of the story?'
Dont trust: Omega logistics group (corp)

Gotta try and recruit some moar corpies to come pwn n00bs in korama I guess 1vEVE doesnt work too well. . . lulz.

Till next time!

ZzZzZ

So I see these north siders in local again, scan around and I see 2 hulks and a cargo container. . . So I warp up, flip and they do nothing then one dissapears and comes back in a thorax but my condor is too fast, anyways the same'ol T1 style fit, and crowblade tells me to flip the can (cause my agro is almost out) -I tell him cause he now had 4 people in local, flip MY can but he doesnt. I guess you just cant trust miners these days! - I mean, I honored our 1v1 AND the ransom on his hulk last week, he is still yet to dec my corp and pop me in his Loki (T3 strat cruiser). . .
He also says "fail u fail" - I think he's trying to insult me?
Either way, if I fail so much why didnt he prove it by taking my can?

And with them freeform guys, corp went down 2 players and still no sign of life yet. . .

Laterz O/

Lulz raped. . .

So was getting bored and noone was on who I had an open dec with so I went can flipping. . .
Didnt get anyone until a crusader from a corp had agro'd apeared, jammed me and orbited at 20km. . .
Checked scan. . . incursus was aproching. . .
Scanned again, raipier. . .
and a maelstrom!
ALL FOR ME! :)
Seeing as the crusader was too fast for me and the other ships were too slow It took them a while to finally catch me, seeing as every time they warped in they had 20km until webbing range, finally they were clever and warped to 60km about and got me :(
I think the crusader got cocky and let me scram him, and I almost got him but then I pop'd rofl.
What a shit fight lolz.
corp was DEVASTAZIAN lulz.
Anywayz almost down time and I gotta save pennies for this other war with the shit talker so cant suicide gank there miners rofl :(
and in alliance so I cant dec, but I dont really want to cause they will probebly just blob me :(
Guess you win some and loose some lulz. . .
BAI!

North Siders Dec

So I was waiting for a corpie to come to the system of our targets for some pre-war pvp practice.
And I was getting a tad bored so I decided to look for some cans! :)
WTF - there was one waiting for me and a hulk at first belt!
Anyway flipped with a poorly but T2 fitted kessie, almost died in a few hits from the drones but pretended to be a newbie learning to pvp rofl, warped back in my ruppy and got 50m ransom!
Anyway, I dont think he really apretiated this so he threatened to war dec my corp.
Not a bad guy, I honored my ransom for the hulk and his 1v1 against a (i think mission fit) T1 rupture, in my own T2 fitted ruppy lol.
Anyway now I think I'll have to juggle 2 decs! ha ha.
Apparently I'll be staring at a possible loki kill too! :)
He said he's mining to buy a carrier but hes rich apparently cause he trades all over new eden or somthing, sounds like shit talk but il have to find out.
If they actually turn out skilled active pvpers we might not be much of a match and forced to watch porn in stations. . . :(
Lol, just like back in the day with those 2 other decs hidin' in teh stations! :)

TWO POSTS IN ONE NIGHT MY BLOG IS CRAAAAAAAAZY!!!!
TOODLEZ!!!

And the lulz begin!

First time back in recruitment I figured I'll see how much everyone missed me. . .

[ 2009.06.17 08:12:37 ] Fail cakes > HOLY SHIT RECRUITMENT DID YOU MISS ME!!!???[ 2009.06.17 08:12:44 ] Garshank > no\[ 2009.06.17 08:12:50 ] Garshank > not even a little bit

=[

At this time I was very bored. . .

So I started a VOTE! - To declare war on Freeform Universus!

Anyways, when the vote's over and I'm allowed to click the shiney button. . . I do and then:

[ 2009.06.18 09:47:21 ] Garshank > ooh big mistake there boy[ 2009.06.18 09:47:37 ] Garshank > your funeral

Wonder what that is supposed to mean, coming from a 2 month old char :

Anywayz, time will tell!

I will update :)

=)

As im typing this I'm installing eve onto this P4 2.4ghz (single core) 2gbs DDR333MHZ computer. . .seems sloooow but it has a HD 3850 in it! AGP ofcourse. . . lol.
So I get quite a nice FPS on games but when they buffer in the models it gets all jumpy lol.
Anyway, hope eve works!

Will edit with outcome. . .

EDIT 1:
whilst waiting for the installation, I've noticed that on IE8 the ads get drawn and there is a fucking google ad below the first post! WTF! :(

EDIT 2:
will have to live with it for now. . . no idea how to get rid of it :
Anyways almost done installing!

75% . . . . ZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

100% w00t now to see if it will work. . . lol

LOL!
I need to patch a 270mb patch. . . just my luck ffs Seeing as we dont have that much downloads left (aussie net) I need to wait till tommorow when the net gets reset!!! :(

EDIT 3:
Yay! the file was on gamearena, so it doesnt get added to my downloads! :)
Now to download, patch, and try to play again!
WHAT A FUCKING INTERNET ADVENTURE THIS HAS BEEN!

EDIT 4:
Patching. . . MUA HA HA HAAA TAKE THAT NEW EDEN! NOTHING WILL STOP ME!
*touches wood whilst waiting for patch to finish on this slooooooow comput0r*
. . .
*whistles*
Thinks "Role playing on a blog is awesome."
*Slaps self in face with a non-existant fish*
*imagines porno movies staring himself and the internet* (yes, the internet is female)
*Is amazed the patch is taking longer then the installation seeing as the installer was 1.9gb and hte patch is only 270mb. . .*
*Is so bored you would not belive or you might seeing as you're reading this and thinking "holy fuck he must be bored"*
*agree's with previously mentioned thought/action/whocantellontheinternet*
*ponders if the patch has frozen whilst detecting the before mentioned sinister remark of "MUA HA HA HAAA TAKE THAT NEW EDEN! NOTHING WILL STOP ME!" then realizes that the patch has actually moved from DX9building.stuff to DX9Defences.stuff so it has not in fact frozen at all!*
bold italics omg lol! dont try this at home!!!
Time to be gangsta'
I'm out to bomb like Vietnam under the same name Tame One The bad one, ink flow master bastard with the Magnum I tags up quick, and then I steps to the exit When it's time to get sefted or flex on some fresh shit Some wack crook stole my black book I know who took it I know his whole tag because the fag writes his name crooked The ink I use might stink, but you gotta think I got my props Hoppes, cause my tags don't shrink I'm taggin and baggin bitches cause my name, is famous in the street Cause they know my name's from cruising in the Jeeps So yo, grab a can and put your man up and stand up For the fresh never stale niggaz off the third rail Deep dark and black like the Magnum I pack It's that Artifacts chat from the wrong side of the tracks. . .
Ok, so I got lazy and used a lyrics website but its the thought that counts, and the patch is 50%. . . YOU WIN FOR NOW NEW EDEN. . . FOR NOW!

EDIT 4:
I think. . . anyway it FINISHED!!!
LETS PLAY SOME EVE PLEEZ! =)
CCP you are kidding me omfg bah!
another patch and I cant get it off GA. . . Looks like il have ot wait like 20 mins till its tommorow to download it and run it. . .
BAH! I LOVE YOU NEW EDEN I DONT WANT TO HURT YOU I JUST WAS ANGRY AT THINGS BECAUSE I DONT UNDERSTAND THE WORLD I LIVE IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT 5:
After 2 patches I'm now trying for like the 4th time lol. . . GL2ME!
HOLY SHIT IM IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
w00000000t YE B)

Whew!

So like my rents said they would pay half for my new comp parts so hopefully if my mates comp shop can get me the parts I need for a price I can afford, I MIGHT just have my computer back within a week or two! :)

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